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I've been Sher-locked. 15. Blue-eyed. Internet addicted and socially awkward. Half-blood Slytherin. Wishing I lived in Middle-Earth. Avid Pokemon trainer. Full time lover of Superheroes, supporter of the villains. BludgerPheonix67 on Pottermore. I write, I draw, I pretend to be good at both. Novice cosplayer, avid reader, high-pitched sqee-er. Part-time consulting detective, but too stupid to do the job right. I spend my free time trying to be human, and I'm a proud member of the Cabin Crew. Excuse me while I get my jam. SHERLOCK'S SCARF
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• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

seblaine:

sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better

all i want is fanfiction movies

• friend: how long does it take to get there?
• me: about 5 songs

cl-productions:

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• first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
• end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

How to Flirt 

• smile
• wink
• use cheesy pick up lines
• gently stroke cheek
• slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
• drag to car

01012012:

things i do frequently:

• keysmash
• eat
• blog
• melt into a puddle of incoherent goo
• be overwhelmed by feels
• sleep
• read fanfic

my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”

As Loki gets Hulk-smashed 

• Everyone: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA little shit
• Me: MY BABY